April 13th, 2009

OBSERVE AND REPORT

Remember back a few months ago when I had to go see Paul Blart, Mall Security Guard????? I do. That's why this weekend I was actually looking forward to seeing the new Seth Rogan movie Observe and Report. The movie was pretty much the exact same concept. About a mall cop who had bigger and better dreams of becoming a police officer. This movie the same thing, except for the fact that instead of being too fat to become a cop, Seth Rogan was too mental!!!!!! This was the WORST movie I have EVER seen in my entire life. I went into the movie thinking it was going to be kind of funny, and what Paul Blart could have been. But it was sooooooooooooooo much worse. I mean even an alcoholic mother who said that she soiled herself barely made me even chuckle!!!!!!!! Ray Liotta was in this movie and I just feel bad for him. Does he owe someone money???? That is the ONLY reason I see him taking this role. The movie is really a twisted movie about a bi-polar security guard that of course is in love with the "hottest" girl in the mall. Too bad it was Anna Farris, because she's a weird looking chick. She sucked in the movie too. I know that's really hard to believe but I think that she could be the WORST actress in Hollywood right now, and I'm including porn stars!!!!! I don't know about you but I am already sick and tired of Seth Rogan. Does everybody like him because he smokes pot? Good reasons America. I can't wait until he try's to make the move to serious movies, maybe then he will make me laugh again. I have to say that Observe and Report is the shittiest movie that I ever paid to see. I would rather see a movie that is about shit than this. I hated this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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