August 11th, 2008

Here's my review for...

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

I really think that Seth Rogan is funny.  Here's the problem.  I am tired of Seth Rogan.  Oh, he's the fat guy from Knocked Up, and the cop in Superbad.  He's also the star of Pineapple Express, which is about pot.  Don't worry I really didn't miss anything in the movie because I was not baked, and if I had been then maybe this movie would appeal to me a bit more.  This is one of those movies that the studios let Seth Rogan do because he has made them so much money on his other movies, so they said, "Yea, go ahead and make this terrible movie about Marijuana".  By the way good for him that he can make a movie that he wants to make.  But hey Seth, save it for your pot smoking friends, don't make the rest of us see it.  Especially since you put James Franco in the movie.  Do you want to have his babies or something?????? I mean he had a shitty cameo in Knocked up and now you make the second worst part of Spiderman(Kristin Dunst number one) the co-star of your "action" movie.  By the way the little action that is in this movie isn't that good to begin with.  It's hard to believe that Seth Rogan can beat off alone, now you want me to believe that he can take on hitmen and drug dealers????????  And what was with the creepiness of dating a girl in highschool in the movie??????????? YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!  If your going to do that make sure she is REALLY hot, rather than the girl you did get.  I'm sorry that I don't do more drugs and could have enjoyed this movie, but I have to say that I actually HATED this movie.

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