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July 12th, 2009

PREDATORS

Really Adrian Brody is an action star now??????  The answer is of course HELL NO!!!!!!!!  He by the way is the star of the new Predator movie.  Having seen this movie it made me throw my copy of the original Predator away because to me the franchise is now dead and gone.  Do you remember how in the first and only one that mattered Arnold covered himself in mud so the Predator couldn't see his body heat????  And then he said, "Come on, kill me."  Guess what Adrian Brody does???????? That's right the same damn thing.  The movie has a bunch of the worlds best killers dropped off on another planet where they are hunted by the predators for sport.  It's really cool that this planet has the same atmosphere as Earth.  And really they are being hunted in a place they have no idea about the terrain or the climate they can actually stay away from the Predators.  I can tell you for a fact that I have taken dumps bigger than Adrian Brody that would have crippled most predators and that's the main reason I hated this movie.  Maybe he could have brought his piano or Academy Award to the planet to swing at them and I would have believed it more.  The other killers that were brought to the planet didn't even have any cool weapons.  How about if in the next one, because there will be they get the best of all the action/horror/sci-fi movie characters.  Let's see the Predators take on Freddy as he tries to run away from a Terminator while trying to swim away from Jaws.  Then we will see who the baddest thing in the world is.  Needless to say I FUCKIN' HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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