Arnie's Movie Review Archives

October 27th, 2008

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SAW 5

Well, it's that time of year again. Time for yet another Saw movie.  I used to like that movies came out the same time of year, it was cool, but NOT every single year.  Here's an idea why don't the producers of the next Saw movie take two years to make it because I know they could use the time because the new one SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know that your saying I didn't go into the movie with an open mind, and your right I didn't because the last one was so bad this one could only be worse.  And it was.  Like I said on the air last week that this one will start where the third one ended.  Which by the way means that Jigsaw is STILL DEAD!!!!!!!!!! But of course we have to see flashbacks and where did this person come from and all that shit as well.  The thing that I hate with these movies are they are like that annoying kid that lived in your neighborhood when you were growing up.  You know the one I'm talking about, when you guys played Army or Superheroes, he was the kid that ALWAYS changed the rules, they should name that kid Saw from now on because that's what happens in these movies.  Out of nowhere Jigsaw will give someone else a packet and tell him to start the game, even though it's complete crap.  If you haven't seen these movies, let me say see part one and end it there, but if you have to see them all I would go in this order, one, two, four, three and then five.  That way you can see how the director has changed the rules in all the movies.  Which by the way is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hated this movie and I'm going to tell you right now, that I am going to HATE part 6 as well too.

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