Arnie's Movie Review Archives


June 2nd, 2008

Here's my review for...

SEX AND THE CITY

Well, if you've been waiting all year for that one great movie to be released, KEEP WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sex and the City................SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know that's not that brave of a statement coming from me, but for the love of God do we need another one of these SHITTY chick flicks???????  Let's just see if I can catch all the "great" things that happen in the movie.  One middle aged hag decides to get married, while another middle aged hag gets divorced.  Then there's an even OLDER chick who isn't happy with  who she is turning out to be, THANKS TO HER MAN, and the another middle aged gal who is shitting out a baby. There you go that's the movie in a nutshell.  I don't know if you were able to pick up all the sucking in that but I think you get the most of it.  Come on, who is going to believe that some rich guy is going to actually marry Sarah Jessica Parker?????????? She is as ugly as my butt is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!  She's a seadonkey and even Stevie Wonder would feel around on her face and say, "Damn, you are one ugly feelin' bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  So of course we have to believe that she's going to get hitched, but it's the man's fault if she doesn't.  Yea, it's the mans fault for not seeing how goddamn ugly and gross she is.  I'm sorry but there is nothing more to add to this shitty movie than to say how bad it sucked and of course they are talking sequel, so I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because I'm betting the next one sucks twice as much shit.
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