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February 2nd, 2009

TAKEN

Ok, so the new Liam Neesom movie Taken has a pretty cool premise for a movie. An ex-CIA op who has retired to spend more time with his daughter is caught off guard when his daughter wants to go to Europe. He doesn't like the idea because he knows that she is going to get kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. Well, I just know that he didn't like the idea, and that's what happens. I know it sounds really cool and would have been even better as a Die Hard movie. Don't you think??? Here's the part I have a hard time with. Liam Neesom kicking anyone's ass. I mean for the love of God, he's about 75 years old and not very convincing as an action hero. I know that the movie is full of wonderful violence and cool kill scenes. Except for the fact that it's PG-13 which means it's not that graphic. But Liam Neesom?????? I mean was Gene Hackman not available. Or was Dustin Hoffman too busy another shitty movie with Emma Thompson???? Liam Neesom as an action star. Well, I am proud to announce that I will be playing the role of Cindy Crawford in her new biography called "The Mole". I know I totally fit the profile, just like FUCKIN LIAM NEESOM!!!!!!!!!!! I have to say that I hated this movie because Liam Neesom drives me crazy because he should be playing roles as professors instead of ass kickers!!!!!!

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