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August 11th, 2010
All I have to say about the new movie the Expendables is that it is FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is by far the BEST action movie I have seen in a long time, and could be the best action movie of ALL TIME. How can you miss with Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, and of course STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie not only has bad ass action, but it does have a plot as well. You see an evil American Drug lord has taken over some some island and has their leader in his hip pocket. Too bad the CIA wants to hire a bunch of kickass mercenaries to clean it up. And let me tell you the Expendables do. You know how good an action movie is going to be with the first big action scene, and this one brought it. Dolph Lundgren shoots some guy with like a rocket launcer and it cuts him in half. I was blown away by that and couldn't wait to see what was next. Not to let me down there were a couple of arms and a head cut off by a really big knife. But the best was a machine gun that was also a shotgun. So pretty much a fully automatic shotgun. And this thing brought the noise. The black guy that was using it cut down about 40 guys in a hallway with it. And you saw was guts splattering, and a close up of a guy getting his head blown off as well. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that made me frown in the movie is that Stone Cold Steve Austin was a bad guy which means that he probably won't be back if they do a sequal to this but the movie still will rock your balls off!!!!!!!!!! This is a movie that I don't want to ruin for you so I have to stop telling you about all the cool shit that happens in the movie. But this is a FUCKING HALF TO SEE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT and can't wait to see it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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