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January 14th, 2008

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THE BUCKET LIST

Ok, so if you are in the mood to see a movie that deals with old people dying of cancer than do I have a movie for you.  The Bucket List starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson.  It's about these two old farts that have bad forms of cancer.  Before any of you shitheads write, yes I know ALL forms of cancer are bad, but in the movie they don't give these guys much time to live.  So they decide to make a list of things to do before they kick the bucket, get it?????? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! NOT!   I don't know about you but I like going to the movies to be entertained, not being told that people are dying and to do the things you really want to do you have to have lots and lots of money.  Because flying in a private jet and going to the pyramids in Egypt, and the Great Wall in China ain't cheap.  So pretty much this movie is telling you that death doesn't suck if you have a bunch of cash.  Which by the way is a load of shit because you are still dying!!!!!!!!!!!!  I don't know, when I go to a movie I like to laugh, and have a good time.  Hell, I go to movies to see boobies ok?  So this "wonderful" thought provoking movie gets the big middle finger from me because I hated it!!!!!!
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