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June 24th, 2009 TRANSFORMERS 2:
The next Summer "blockbuster" has come out, and let me tell you it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen staring Shia LaBoof and Megan Fox hit the big screens and I really wish that I could punch it back. I don't really remember the first one because I'm not a geek and think that cars turning into robots is a bit on the stupid side but I'm not judging. I guess this picks up a few months after the last one ended with Shia going to college to become a "normal" guy. He wants to leave all the robot crap in the past even though he still talks to the main robot in charge and still has his car that turns into not only a robot but a big turd as well. So he still has the clothes he wore in the first showdown and has a piece of the energy doo-hickey that he's keeping even though he wants to move on with his life. Well this falls out of his pocket and all the household appliances come to life until his turd car comes and saves the day. Now since that energy thingy came to life the Decepticans(bad guys) are coming back as well and they want their leader to get his energy back. Even though he was destroyed in the first one and sent to the deepest part of the ocean. Oh, and by the way he didn't rust at all. I guess their metals are superpowered and don't respond to salt water and octopuss crap. The acting of Shia LaBoof and Megan Fox is beyond TERRIBLE!!!!!!!! And by the way I still don't get Megan Fox. What am I missing????? There were sooooooooooooo many stupid/terrible/unbelievable things that happened in the movie I don't have time to explain. Mainly because this is the last movie I have to see before vacation(paid) and I'm just trying to get done. But I have to say that I "enjoyed" that now the robots can take form as human beings as well. This college chick that was trying to pick up on Shia Laboof was actually a robot that wanted to kill him. I don't know about you but I liked that movie when it first came out and was called The Terminator!!!!!!!!!!! To all you geeks out there that grew up on The Transformers I guess you will love this movie. Anyone that actually had friends and got invited to partys when you were in school will probably feel the same way I felt about this movie. I HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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