August 18th, 2008

Here's my review for...

TROPIC THUNDER

Wow, is about all I can say to the new Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder.  I didn't think that his movies COULD get any worse, but they did.  How you ask??????? Simple add in a bit of Jack Black and a pinch of Robert Downey Jr. and you have yourself a giant shitburger.  This is a movie about a movie being filmed about Vietnam.  Sound funny yet, I didn't think so either, but what the hell I heard that it was getting a ton of buzz.  That buzz was crap, this movie is awful from the beginning, lasting til the middle and continuing to the very end.  There are some almost funny scenes that involve Tom Cruise and Mathew Moganahey, because at least one of those guys is an actual movie star.  Ben Stiller gets kidnapped by a group of heroin exporters and the rest of the crew is just trying to get back to the hotel and get lost in the jungles of Vietnam and JUST SO HAPPEN to stumble on the village.  I really don't want to ruin the movie for you by saying that they find him or anything like that because if you stay that long you deserve not to have it ruined and to say to yourself, "OH for FUCK SAKE".  This movie could be, no let me say that it is the WORST Ben Stiller movie he has ever made.  Jack Black sucked ass in it, along with Nick Nolte,  this movie was terrible and I hated hated hated every single goddamn second of this piece of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hey, Ben Stiller, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!