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November 24th, 2008 Here's my review for... Twilight
Twightlight was the big movie of the weekend, and you guessed it. I didn't see it. Do you know why?????? It's because vampires, and movies and shows about vampires are STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie is so stupid that the previews have showed vampires out during the day. Now I'm sure that they address this in the movie, but like I said, this is so fuckin' dumb that I didn't see it. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES EVER when it comes to vampires. There is a dumbass show on HBO now about vampires called TrueBlood, and they didn't change the rules about having vampires out during the day, so why did this movie get too?????? By the way I don't care about the reasons. Vampires can't be out during the sunlight because it burns them to death. Hello????? Didn't you see Interview with a Vampire??????? Hey Hollywood, I know that you don't have any more ideas when it comes to making movies, and you are tired of making re-makes, and by the way making them worse. But now you go and make a movie about vampires and you change the rules about them?????? This idea sucks, which has to mean the movie sucks as well. Oh, and I'm sure the books were just as shitty too!!!!!!! I hated this!!!!!!!!
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