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February 15th, 2010
So if your looking for a well written, fun/entertaining movie with GREAT acting go out and rent Die Hard instead of seeing Valentines Day. This movie is your typical shitty Hollywood attempt to relate to real people about a made up day that just so happens to turn into a magical day for everyone involved. The main plot of the movie is that Ashton Koocher is in love with Jessica Alba and asks her to marry him. She says yes, but everyone around him can't believe that she did, which of course means they are going to split up. Then the movie goes into a hundred different directions with other characters who just so happen to be all connected somehow. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, how touching. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!! This movie is full of actors that are actually good actors. I guess they decied to give it their almost for this movie. I mean Julia Roberts plays a solider who I wish would have stayed in Iraq. Bradley Cooper should just make movies about parties in Vegas. Jessica Biel is looking older and older. Patrick Demsey and the other doctor from Seattle need to go check on their damn patients. While Anne Hathaway needs to realize that even if she talks dirty in the movie she will NEVER be hot. And hey Topher Grace go back to Wisconsin where you and Fez can go blow up a porta pottie. Needless to say this didn't restore my faith in love and I HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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