January 25th, 2010

WANTED

With me being sick this weekend, and Hollywood being lame, I decided to see what was on cable.  And I remembered that I saw a movie a few weeks ago that flat out SUCKED!!!!!!  Wanted.  The Angelina Jolie movie where her and Morgan Freeman are hitmen and they are training this one fella to be a hit man.  And not just any hitman mind you, a team of hitmen and women that can make bullets curve.  Because that is TOTALLY possible.  The guy in the movie is stuck in a dead end job and his father was a hitman, but he didn't know that, so he's kidnapped by the team to train him to be like his father.  Let me tell you this movie is really really stupid.  Morgan Freeman gets his assignments from a machine that pretty much plays God and says whose time it is to go and when.  But that's not the really dumb part.  No that would be when one of the team gets injured or even killed, they put them in this clay-like bath and magically it gives them back their lives and heals their wounds.  I think that we should try and market that idea, I mean they wouldn't have to kill people anymore for a living, just sell these bath fixtures.  I'm sure that wouldn't make a good movie either, but I will say it would be more believable then this hunk of shit.  I HATED this movie and really never want to see another hitman movie for a long long time.

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