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March 9th, 2009 WATCHMEN
Well, the first "big" movie of the year has hit the screens. The Watchmen had a huge opening weekend, and let me say it did not let me down. By that I mean it sucked just as much as I expected it too. Maybe even a little more. The movie is set in 1985, and the U.S. is about to go to nuclear war with Russia. That is unless somehow mankind can be saved. It was being saved by a bunch of losers running around in capes and leotards, you know the WATCHMEN. Now the world seemed like it was on it's own. That is until one of the losers gets killed then the others are thinking they could be next. BLAH, BLAH, BLAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! I thought this was a fucking superhero action movie. Let me say that when some action happened it was pretty cool. Like this big fat guy got his arms sawed off in prison, and some guy got punched in the elbow and it broke backwards and that's about all the cool stuff that happened. There was a really cheesy love scene or two in the movie that were just hilarious because of the music that was playing, and it just made it really really TERRIBLE AND SHITTY!!!!!!!!! This movie had about ten to twenty different things going on, and it was really hard to follow them all. They gave some origins to the characters, but not all of them. By the way, thanks for that shitty director. And I don't know about you, but since I do love my father and do hug him on occasion I NEED my superheroes to save ALL of mankind. Not just a few for the rest of the world, but ALL of them. That is their goddamn jobs!!!!!!!! Nice also to have a scene where a superhero guns down a pregnant woman that is carrying his baby during a war. Good superhero!!!!!! Oh yea, and he raped another superhero chick. WHAT THE FUCK has happened to comic books. Is the lead singer of the Cure writing everything now??????? How about we have the hero's save people instead of rape people???? Yes, I'm sure I missed the bigger picture in this movie but let me say this in my defense. SUPERHERO MOVIES SHOULD ONLY HAVE ONE MESSAGE. GOOD TRAMPLES EVIL. By the way, that message is NOT in this movie, I don't know what message is in but that one was looked over. I HATED HATED HATED this movie.
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