Arnie's Movie Review Archives

June 22nd, 2009

YEAR ONE

Where do I start with the new Jack Black movie Year One???? It makes me wish that I was NEVER born. How about that???? I hate Jack Black because he's not funny, he's not a good actor, he's an even shittier person, he has a fat wife, he's not funny. I'm sorry I mentioned that twice, and I guess I had to because this is supposed to be a comedy. Sure the morons in the theatre laughed at the spots that EVERYONE saw on TV and even in the movie they weren't funny. So lets try and find some positives in this. Michael Cera, you know the skinny guy from Superbad, and Juno???? I would say that he was funny in this movie, but too bad I have seen him do this kind of acting before in Superbad and Juno. The funny thing about Cera is that in every movie he's been in he has a fat co-star. Superbad, he had that Jona fellow, Year One he had Jack Black and in Juno he had that fat chick. He's great when he's around heavy people, but it was the same old tired shit. Don't get me started on Jack Black and his lameness. Well, if I must he pulled that same crappy acting that he did in, let's see School of Rock, High Fidelity, Tenacious D, Nacho Libre and do you need me to go on??? What do you people see in him???? Do you think he's the next John Belushi, or Chris Farley????? I can only hope that we as a people are that lucky that he would go long before his time and that would be the ONLY thing that he had in common with those two people, because they were FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! The movie itself is about two cavemen people that travel through some Biblical stories and put their own twist on things. By the way, that is a twist of shit if our wondering. If you haven't figured out what I thought about this movie than you are DUMB enough to like this and should go see it. But if I have to spell it out for you I HATE Jack Black, and I HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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