Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!! The Windy City!!!!!!! Chi-town, and all the other crappy names this city has been given. I have never spent any real time here but now I'm excited!!!!!!!!! This is millennium park, you know the place America died on Nov. 4 2008.

This is what it looks like from the 40th floor!!!!!!! If that one building wasn't there you could see Navy Pier. We didn't go there because, well we ran out of time.

Here's what a deep dish Chicago Pizza looks like. I think the places name was Tony's or something like that. I was only able to eat two pieces, and then two more the next morning.

My wife really HATES Florida Gaytor fans.

So, here's the line that is supposed to only be 45 minutes to get to the top of the Sears Tower, which by the way is named something else. IT will ALWAYS be the Sears Tower.

By the way, it took almost two hours to get up.

Waiting in line was terrible, but at least they gave you all sorts of info on the SEARS tower. Like how many steps there are, and this is what I think of that.

We've got our tickets and now we are on our way UP!!!!!!!!

Guess what? MORE LINES!!!!!!!!!! This time instead of having history of the building, they have history of the city. And my ALL TIME Favorite announcer Harry Caray, who by the way we will be seeing more of!!!!!!!!

I got a standing ovation for this picture!!!!!!!!!

I know this is what ALL you fuckers want to see. That stupid glass bottom deck that you all wanted me to go out and die on. Well, I didn't. This is what the ground looks like from a million miles up!!!!!!! By the way, only go out onto the decks that are completed, they are guarded really well with a string.

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STANDING ON THE SKYDECK

You HAVE to have a hotdog when you go to Chicago. We saw this place on the show Hot Dog paradise and had to go. Superdawg!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what a Superdawg looks like, simple box, hotdog, fries. Heaven. And this is what it looks like to eat.