Arnie's Gift Suggestions For Your Fat Friend
November 19th, 2008

Ok, it's the holidays and if your wondering what to get that REALLY fat friend of yours this year I came across a few ideas for you.



Lets say that your FAT friend really likes to go outdoors. Mainly because that is the only place he fits. Well here's a cool tailgating chair for him that he won't have to worry about breaking because it can hold up to 1000 pounds. Happy Holidays fatty!!!!!!!!!!

Let's say that your enourmous friend hates clipping his toenails because he can't find them through all the fat. Not a problem anymore with the easy Non-bending over toenail clippers. Now your friend can at least have something that looks good on him.

Is your friend really a FAT FUCK??????? The kind of guy that goes through a bunch of toilet seat covers because he crushes them. Not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the Big John Toilet Seat, and it has a 1200 pound capacity. That's a lot of ass!!!!!!!!!

Let's not leave out the heavy lady in your life. Maybe she would try to fool herself and try to make her toenails look good, even though she's never going to see them. Here's the Long Reach Pedicure set that might not tire her out that much.

Is your friend FAT?????? Is your friend a traveler???? Is your friend fashion conscience????? Well if so here's not one, not two but THREE choices of seat belt extenders he or she can provide for themselves for those long flights to the heart specialst!!!!!!!

Is your fat buddy a total looser as well. Well, here is the perfect gift for him. A fanny pack that keeps on going and going and going. It reaches up to a size 64 with seven compartments for snacks and other friends to travel along.

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