| Ok, so my wife has been out of town for a couple of weeks and I decided to grow a beard. It was fun but what a pain in the ass it turned into and I couldn't wait to have it!!!!!!!!!!! |

The main reason I shaved is because my wife likes to YANK on the hair on my face. |

Before you shave it clean you have to slip all that long ass hair off. Here is my weapon of destruction. |
 
GOOD BYE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |

This is what is left of the beard, well the parts that didn't get on my shirt. |

Now it is time for the shaving cream, and hopefully I won't cut myself. |

This is really not fun at all. I remember as a kid I thought it would be soooooo cool to shave. Kids are STUPID!!!!!!!! |

TAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! |

OOOOOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!! |