Arnie's Plans For Summer Vacation - 2008
June 25th, 2008

Well, as I was thinking about what I should do the last week before I went on vacation a bunch of things came to mind.  Review a new golf course.  Go to another steak house.  Bitch about how shitty movies are, but instead I'm going to give you a preview of what I plan on doing while I'm on vacation and YOUR WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all sleep in.  I don't know about you but I look forward to that first Monday that I'm paid to be off and looking at the clock and seeing that it's 9 or 10 in the morning and I have nothing at all to do that day!!!!!!

If there is anything that I plan on doing besides sleeping in it will be playing golf.  I don't care that my game is in the shitter right now, I just know that I will enjoy getting up at 7 or 8 in the morning and enjoying a lovely day out on the course for free, and being paid while on vacation.

I know that for sure I'm going to be eating out a whole lot as well.  And no, I'm not talking about your mom this time.  Nothing taste better than vacation food.  Don't you think.  Especially when your getting paid to eat it.

I know at night I'm going to have some down time, so what a better time to catch up on some baseball action.  I think the All-Star game is coming up and my beloved Texas Rangers aren't too terrible this year, so I think I will watch them on my paid vacation.

I know that I will be seeing my dad at some point.  Most likely early in the vacation to get it out of the way.  I am looking forward to seeing him because he has a painting of a billygoat that I have to get a picture of to show everyone.  It's not baaaaaaaaaaad at all. 

Did I mention the fact that I would be playing a bunch of free golf???????? Oh yea, and I will be smoking a whole bunch of cigars too. 

Last and certainly not least, the only real way to enjoy a vacation is getting looped on pills.  I plan on only remembering about two or three days of my vacation this year, hopefully the penguin in my house will tell me the rest of what happens.