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Producer Cristi's 31st Birthday Party I’M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY Normally I would keep photos of a party at my home private, but this year’s bash was far too fabulous. My housemate, Spankenstein of the Sac City Rollers was also celebrating her birthday so we decided to make a bigfuckingdeal out of it. We applied the theme of “Red Carpet Disasters” which made for some very interesting eye candy and sweet costumes. Who else can say that Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, Tommy Lee, Lenny Kravitz, 10 Courtney Loves and 20 Snookies came to their 31st Birthday Party? The gal that dressed up as Lindsay Lohan brought a camera (hence these photos) and a bunch of FAKE bags of cocaine, which I’m sure would have been a lot of fun to explain when the cops showed up, but my new neighbors rule- so they didn’t. I’ve managed to remove the most debaucherous of the photos, but have still included many of the T&A shots, dancing on tables and other things that happen when a shitload of derby girls throw a party. If you’re looking for me, I’m the hammered one rockin’ the bubble wrap dress. I’m still pretty exhausted from the party, so make up your own god damned captions. Oh, and if you’re wondering where Rob, Arnie & Dawn are…it was past their bedtime. |
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