This last weekend was the Masters Golf tournament and a chance to stop Arnie’s whining about not seeing my new 82 inch TV. Since my wife Janell was recently in a bad car accident, she can only take a limited amount of activity and visitors so we decided to spend a day with just the RAD show family.
Everyone keeps writing in and commenting that Janell is the best looking, near-death accident victim in history…NO joke, it took her 15 minutes from the time she woke up to roll herself into her wheelchair and look this good.
Our dogs actually love Janell being in the chair because it provides a perfect resting place for their big stupid German Shepherd head while they get pampered. This is my wife scratching our girl Nellie.
In the background is Dawn’s husband, Gary, while at he table, Dawn bores Arnie’s wife Emily to death and my wife does her Bullwinkle impersonation.
For snacks, we had Dawn’s homemade Cheese Goo and…
…Arnie’s homemade pimento cheese sandwiches.
Even Dawn gave the pimento cheese a try, which she clearly loved.
Gary, meanwhile, just loaded up on alcohol to forget he was married to Dawn.
About 2 minutes after everyone arrived, Arnie’s dad, Jerry took his spot on the sofa right in front of the big TV as the golf began.
Like father, like son, as soon as Arnie wolfed down his pimento cheese, he made his way to a corner of the sofa.
For the main meal, I made BBQ pulled pork sandwiches.
And then, out of nowhere one of the two worst things of the day happened…my mother stopped by, on her own, unannounced and uninvited and crashed the party!
And then the other worst thing happened…Dawn and Gary turned my sofa into some sick snuggle seat…GET A ROOM.
Shep and Nellie spent the day impressed as hell.
Finally, the girls had had enough golf so my wife, Emily and Dawn made their way to my wife’s recovery room and snuggled up together for one of the hottest pictures ever posted on RAD.COM…yes, they did have a pillow fight after this