Rob's Halloween Decorations
October 28th, 2008

It’s no secret that I hate Halloween. Sadly, my wife loves it and since I love her, I must tolerate the crappiness that is Halloween. This year, with the dopey day falling on a Friday, we are upping the ante by having a damn party! Thus, the hosue has been decorated as follows:

We begin with the zoo of Halloween-themed stuffed animals we have strewn throughout the house. Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that last pumpkin bear look just like Arnie?

When you first walk into our home we have these gorgeous, expensive candle vases hanging from the ceiling, which we have now ruined by placing pumpkins in them.

No Halloween house is complete without the dopey cardboard cut-out skeletons hung on various walls and doors.

Nothing says “Happy Halloween” more than plastic spiders hanging in your guests’ faces. Classy.

Oh my, it appears a bat has landed on my bar. What shall I do?

NO, Arnie, that is not a giant candy corn…it’s a candle. Don’t eat it.

Here we have the center of the family room, the fireplace, covered with green spider web…REALLY! Have you ever seen a spider web that’s green? Was this some radioactive spider? What’s next? Plaid web?

Earlier this year, our beloved black cat, Pepe, the greatest cat ever, passed away from heart disease. We Halloween-ised his shrine.

This is the only decoration I really like because I thought of it. We took a giant stuffed tarantula and hung him from the ceiling next to a giant web. That’s just smart decorating.

Here are the candy tubs and dispensers that will be used Halloween night to hand out candy to all of the little rats that come to our door. I can’t wait. 

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