Arnie's Pictures From Golfing In The Twelve Bridges Elementary Charity Tournament
October 1st, 2008

Ok, so I HAD to play in a golf tournament at Catta Verdera Country Club for 12 Bridges Elementary School this week and was a V.I.P.  Which means that I got to ride by myself.  The way I like it!!!!!!!!!!!

The nice thing about riding by yourself in a golf cart is that whatever money you find in the cart you don't have to share.  That's right I am .64 richer BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so they had the kids sign the back of these because these are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to good looking to have had kids done them. 

So there were a bunch of tee prizes out there for not only the longest drive but also for the closest to the pin cometition.  Which I really do like to compete in when the prizes are good.  These prizes were brought to us by SportsClips. 

Here's the problem.  I'm FUCKING BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a look at one of the closest to the pin holes.  And before you ask.  NO, that is not my ball on the green.  My ball is in the water short of the green.

I did get to enjoy the spoils of the day.  Including cigars and Sunkist.  I don't know if Rob would recommend this but the flavor of the cigar really comes out when the orange hits your mouth!!!!!!!!

So there were a bunch of crappy people out at the tournament.  And by crappy I mean WOMEN.  These women were some of the loudest people I have EVER heard.  They must be a treat at a library!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a look at the group that SHOULD have won the tournament.  That is unless we got pencil whipped by a bunch of cheaters.  From the Left we have Buddy, Sport,  ARNIE, Pal, and Ace.  It was something.

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