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Don't let me fool you, I'm happy to be here.
| Born and raised in the Motor City (that's Detroit, Arnie) which would explain my love for Red Wings hockey. Transplanted here from Cleveland, Ohio...which would explain my love for the Browns. Since I'm a fan of underdogs I'm quickly beginning to like the 49ers (and Reno for that matter), but I'm still struggling with the Kings. I do want to tickle Mike Bibby though. He's adorable. I've been working in radio for the last 14 years. |
While I went to college I was also part of an all women's wrestling league called KPOWW! (Kalamazoo Precinct of Women Wrestlers) and wrestled under the name "Corporate Cristi". I used to bludgeon the other wrestlers with the contents of my briefcase and my finishing move was called the "Glass Ceiling". We would tour and do shows with bands like The Donnas and Sleater Kinney. I believe that was around the time I developed my love for whiskey. |
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When KPOWW! came to an end I don't think it was a surprise to anyone that I had sparked an interest in Roller Derby. Back in Cleveland I played for the Burning River Roller Girls.
Since moving to California, I have joined the ranks of the Sac City Rollers. My skater name is "Skellawhore" and my number is "Room 237". Yes, I was a fan of He-Man growing up, and The Shining is my favorite movie. Come see us play sometime. It's a blast! |
If the email we have received thus far is any indication, apparently this is what you came to my page to find out:
- No I am not a lesbian.
- No I am not single.
- No I don't have any kids.
- No, you don't have a chance, so don't even bother.
- I go to stand-up comedy shows in my spare time.
- I am addicted to late night talk shows.
- Chances are, I have better taste in music than you.
- Yes, I can drink you under the table.
- Yes, I am tattooed. My favorite tattoo is the anchor on my leg, in honor of my old roller derby team The Cleveland Steamers.
I answer the phones for the show, so be cool when you call. I want to get you on the line with Rob, Arnie and Dawn as soon as possible, so answer my questions and I won't have to verbally rape you. The more you treat it like ordering a pizza, the easier it will be on both of us.
xoxo,
Cristi
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