By popular demand, it is time to present “What’s in Rob’s bag.” Arnie has done this for years and lots of you have asked to see what my bag looks like, the kind of clubs I use, etc. So without further adieu…
We begin with my cardinal rule; if you can’t play good (which none of us can unless we’re named Tiger Woods) then at least look good. Fashion is not only something not to be ashamed of, it’s important.
All of the great men in our culture take great pride in how they look. From Frank Sinatra to George Clooney to Michael Jordan to Jay Z, the great ones know that how you look matters.
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 When it comes to golf fashion, one necessity is a high quality white belt. Almost all golf shoes have white in them and a great white belt brings together the right outfit, especially with white shoes and a white hat. Most idiots would screw this outfit up with a black belt.
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Your hat must match either your pants or your shirt or both, as with this two-toned Nike hat.
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Socks are very important to looking good in golf because they are constantly on display as you bend over to touch your ball and such.
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Golf shoes really complete an outfit. They should always work in unison with the hat and belt to bring the outfit together. |
Unlike Arnie, I didn’t do a cool “I am going to lay in the middle of my shoes like a faggot” picture, I just decided to show you the shelves of my golf shoes. |
 
I only wear Nike and Foot Joy shoes because I like their feel the best.
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Most of my golf accessories are stored in one six foot cheap-ass shelving unit in one of my garages. I love golf, but for the love of Christ, it’s still just golf. No need to waste the built in shelving units or room in my actual home on golf equipment. Only a loser would do that. |
 On the top shelf of the golf rack are extra bags from the past and my last set of irons. All golfers should save their last set of clubs to have extras lying around just in case.
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Shelf #2 houses balls, tees, gloves and even an umbrella
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On the bottom shelf, below my shoes, are my travel bags…and some spiders I am sure. |
 
Here is my actual bag. It’s just your basic high end golf bag. Unlike Arnie, I don’t need or want my name or any silly cartoons on my bag.
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My driver is, and has been for 3 years, the Taylor Made R5, 10.5 degrees stiff shaft. I tried the R7 and it sucked my ass so I went back to this club am very happy with it. The driver is not an important club for me because I am not a power player. I just need a club I am confident in and can hit straight. |
 I use the Taylor made R580 fairway woods and have for years. I tried both some Cobra and Titleist fairway woods and hated them, going back to these. And yes, I do hit a 7 wood. Eat me.
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 A few years ago, Ping finally got their act together and created the G2 irons, which I loved. I am now hitting their G10 irons and they’re fantastic. Very true and forgiving. The only problem with Ping is the absolutely absurd fitting process you have to go through. They need to lighten up more than a little. |
I carry four wedges in my bag because my game lives and dies from 125 yards in. I purposely made sure the clubs were dirty for this picture because it really irritates Arnie. He’s such a girl about clean golf clubs.
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My putter is the Scotty Cameron Red X. I started using the mallet putter 10 years ago with the original Rossie and have always loved the design.
 
When my game is right, I stay under 30 putts per round. My game hasn’t been right since 1998.
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The most important thing in my bag are tiny bottles of liquor. In case of emergency, break seal.
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I also carry a mini-first aid kit in my bag just in case arnie cuts open another one of his fingers by breaking an iron over his knee and then slicing open his finger when he throws the shaft and rubs the broken metal along it. |
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I play Nike One balls because I like the feel when putting. I mark my balls with three black dots around the number. Whoopee.
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Unlike Arnie, I don’t have any cool racist ball markers, just crap from Pebble Beach. |
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All of my golf hats encircle the top shelf of my closet. I have a ton of white hats because I love white hats but they get dirty very quickly and need to be replaced.
I wear only hats that match my equipment (Nike & Taylor Made)
but always have a RAD hat just in case.
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