November 2nd, 2009 -- Love Needs A 12 Step Program
September 21st, 2009 -- My Pets Are My Heroes
June 2nd, 2008 -- Hey Dads, Lighten Up And Lead
March 31st, 2008 -- The High Cost of Paranoia
February 4th, 2008 -- Children: A Dying Breed
October 15th, 2007 -- Debating The Sun
September 7th, 2007 -- My Unrealistic Expectation of America's Youth
June 25th, 2007 -- Parenting is a Mental Disorder
March 26th, 2007 -- The Things That Are Important in Light of Eternity
January 22nd, 2007 -- So Glad to Be Out of Touch
November 27th, 2006 -- A "Dr. Rob" Letter to Myself
October 23, 2006 -- Kids are Still Gonna Die... and We Still Need to Let 'em
September 18th, 2006-- 5 Recent Articles That Prove I'm Right, American Parents are Cluelessly Raising Wussy Jerk Brats That Will Ruin Our Country
January 23rd, 2006 -- Children in America Are Just Dogs with Less Fur
August 8, 2005 -- The Rob & Arnie Little League
June 12th, 2005 -- Dads Matter, Now More Than Ever
June 5th, 2005 -- M-E-A-N-I-N-G-L-E-S-S
May 30th, 2005 -- Condoms and Guns: Great Gifts for Kids!
April 23rd, 2005 -- Raise Your Kids the Right Way, DON'T Save for Their College Education
March 20th, 2005 -- Time for Congressional Hearings on Hypocritical Parents
December 5, 2004-- Childbirth is NOT a Miracle
November 22, 2004 -- Our Kids Are Getting Dumber
October 12--"Why Parents Are So Stupid"
September 8, 2003-- "I Am Not a Parent... and I Am So Glad"
