October 26th, 2009 -- Happy Halloween
February 9th, 2009 -- A Valentine's Idea; Fall In Love With Self Esteem
December 8th, 2008 -- Explain It To Me Just Once
November 24th, 2008 -- The Truth Of Thanksgiving
December 17th, 2007 -- People You Should Hate This Holiday
December 10th, 2007 -- Christmas Is Not For The Children
October 29th, 2007 -- The Real Horror of Halloween
December 18th, 2006 -- My Christmas Wishes
December 11th, 2006 -- Some Patriotic Christmas Schmaltz
December 4th, 2006 -- Merry Christmas... As Long as You Celebrate My Way
November 20th, 2006 -- The Case for "Schmenkday"
December 19th, 2005 -- Rob's Annual Holiday Guide Part 5; New Years Resolutions Are Worthless
December 12th, 2005 -- Rob's Annual Holiday Guide Part 4; A Real Life Lesson in Taking Control of Your Own Happiness
December 5th, 2005 -- Rob's Annual Holiday Guide Part 3; Ways Your Holiday Could Be Worse
November 28th, 2005 -- Rob's Annual Holiday Guide Part 2; My Wish Involving Other People's Pain
November 20th, 2005 -- Rob's Annual Holiday Guide Part 1; Telling the Truth About Holiday Lies
October 30, 2005 -- One More Parting Shot at Halloween
October 23, 2005 -- The 10 Things About Halloween That Are Destroying Our Society
October 16th, 2005 -- The Empowerment of Our Children; The True Horror of Halloween
January 3, 2005 -- New Year's Resolutions Nauseate Me
December 12, 2004 -- Choose a Happy Holiday
February 2, 2004-- Valentine's Day vs. The Superbowl
January 12, 2004-- New Years Resolutions (and the asses thqat make them)
January 5, 2004-- New Year's Eve Stupidity
December 15, 2003-- Making the Holidays Happy, Part 5
December 7, 2003-- Making the Holidays Happy, Part 4
December 1, 2003--Making the Holidays Happy, Part 3
November 23, 2003--Making the Holidays Happy, Part 2
November 16, 2003--Making the Holidays Happy