December 15th, 2008 -- Is Santa Claus Bringing Me Change I Can Believe In? No He Isn't
November 10th, 2008 -- A Handbook To The Obama Presidency
November 3rd, 2008 -- Waking Up To Your Mouth Taped Shut
October 27th, 2008 -- Good Things That Would Come From An Obama Presidency
October 20th, 2008 -- Setting The Record Straight One Last Time
October 13th, 2008 -- Will America Remain Exceptional
October 5th, 2008 -- Pull The Stick Out
September 29th, 2008 -- Trust Me, Hillary Is Voting For McCain
September 15th, 2008 -- There Is No Cause Greater Than Yourself
September 2nd, 2008 -- Worst Shirt Ever
July 21st, 2008 -- Why Let Facts Stop Fear?
June 23rd, 2008 -- The Vices President
June 9th, 2008 -- Bush Is To Nixon As Obama Is To Jimmy Carter... God Help Us
May 26th, 2008 -- A Windfall of Stupidity
May 12th, 2008 -- Struggling Through The Horrible U.S. Economy
April 21st, 2008 -- Rank Bush; Why It Stinks
April 14th, 2008 -- The Political Correctness of Aborting Retards
March 10th, 2008 -- Ten Ways Obama Could Lose The Presidential Election
March 3rd, 2008 -- Yes We Can't (Imagine; Obama Loses)
February 19th, 2008 -- AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: A Great Idea Until Some Black Guy Wants Your Job
January 14th, 200y -- M.A.D.D. Science
November 12th, 2007 -- Sacre Bleu!
September 23rd, 2007 - Let's Nuke Cleveland
August 20th, 2007 - The Stupidity of Understanding
July 22nd, 2007 - 9/11 Non-Heroes
May
14th, 2007 -- Barry Bonds is Black
May
7th, 2007 -- Understanding America's Culture of Winning
April
30th, 2007 -- The Hysterical Way Light Bulbs Will Kill Us
All
April
23rd, 2007 -- When in Doubt, Blame America
April
16th, 2007 -- The Culture of Meanness
April
9th, 2007 -- Global Warming has Jumped the Shark
April
2nd, 2007 -- The Sippy-Cup-ization of America
March
26th, 2007 -- The Things That Are Important in Light of Eternity
March
12th, 2007 -- The Hopeful End of the American Royal Families
March
6th, 2007 -- What Do You Get When You Cross a Faggot with
a Death Wish?
March
5th, 2007 -- The Drive-Thru Bill of Rights
February
19th, 2007 -- Maybe We Should Make Sympathy Illegal
January
22nd, 2007 -- So Glad to Be Out of Touch
December 11th, 2006 -- Some Patriotic Christmas Schmaltz
November 13th, 2006 -- Rob in 2008: People, Including Kids,
Are Gonna Die... Let 'em
November 6th, 2006 -- If You Think Things Are Bad in Iraq,
You Ought to Live in California!
October 30th, 2006 -- An Ignorant America is Prepared to
Repeat Its History... and Doomed to Fail Because of It
October 16th, 2006 -- The Dishonesty of "The Gimme"
October 9th, 2006 -- The Nazis are Coming! The Nazis are
Coming!
October 2nd, 2006 -- The Bill of No Rights
September 19th, 2006 -- "Random People I Hate Right
Now"
September 11th, 2006 -- "A Nail in the Coffin of Free
Speech"
September 5th, 2006 -- "One
Man's Failed Attempt to Change Society with Sneakers"
August 21st, 2006 -- "The American Presidents Most Responsible for
Terrorism Today Are..."
August 14th, 2006 -- "The Death of Parental Responsibility, Innocent
Meerkats, and the Democratic Party
August 7th, 2006 -- "Heatwave 2006, The On-Going Pussification
of America
July 17th, 2006 - Another Defeat for the Food Police
June 12th, 2006 -- The Travesty of 6/6/06
June 5th, 2006 -- Fibromyalgia, Global Warming and the Bird Flu Pandemic; Three Things in 2006 That Don't Exist
May 8th, 2006 -- People Worth Hating This Week
May 1st, 2006 -- Bird Flu and High Gas Prices; Two Great
Ways to Waste Your Worry
April 17th, 2006 -- Hypocritical Dementia; The State of
the American Mind Today
April 10th, 2006 -- Common Sense from Two Unlikely Places:
South Carolina and California?
April 3rd, 2006 -- Communism Comes to America: What Will
We Seize of Yours?
March 27th, 2006 -- Welcome to America; Where Your Always
Innocent Until We Make Up Something That Proves You're Guilty
March 20th, 2006 -- Right Wing Whackos
Gone Berzerk
February 20th, 2006 -- So, How Did You Celebrate President's
Day?
January 30th, 2006 -- Coming Soon to a Planet Near You:
Nuclear War
January 17th, 2006 -- There's No Such Thing As Poverty in
America
January 9th, 2006 -- The Most Embarrassing People of 2005
October 2nd, 2005 -- The Earth Will Always Win
September 25, 2005 -- Inspired by Dawn: Things That I Am
Positive About
September 18th, 2005 -- 10 People Who Made America Worse
Last Week
August 21, 2005 -- An Open Letter to Cindy Sheehan
April 10th, 2005 -- Megan's Law
April 3rd, 2005 -- Religious Zealots Part 2, Defining the
Nuts
March 8th, 2005 -- You Still Don't Have the Right to Be
Offended
February 13th 2005 -- Re-Writing the Present
November 15, 2004 -- Guilty Until Prooven Guilty
November 7, 2004 -- Where All the Leaders Have Gone...
October 24, 2004 -- Who I'm Voting for and Why
October 17, 2004 -- A Guide for the Politically Lost, Part
4
October 10, 2004 -- A Guide for the Politically Lost, Part
3
October 3, 2004 -- A Guide for the Politically Lost, Part
2
September 26, 2004 -- A Guide for the Politically Lost
June 27, 2004 -- Just Some Plain Ol' Corny Patriotism
June 6, 2004 -- The Last Great Leader
April 11, 2004 -- "I'm Right... and Right Again.... "
March 29th, 2004 -- "You Don't Have the Right to Be Offended"
March 22, 2004 -- "Outsourcing and the FCC"
February
24, 2003--"Ideology Versus the War on Iraq"
February
10, 2003--"America: The Ignorant Superpower" |
