Wednesday January 9th, 2008

TOP 5 PREDICTIONS FOR 2008

Overview: In 2007, Arnie stole the show with this annual tradition by correctly predicting the death of race-horse Barbaro, the building of a water park in Iraq and New Orleans still sucking.

Criteria: Anything we want to stick our neck out for this year is eligible from sports to entertainment to politics and everything in between. The honorable mention category in this case is reserved for the predictions that we are less confident in, while the top 5 reflect a combination of our biggest risks and belief that they will come true.

Rob's Notes: Some of these are actual predictions of things I really do think will happen, others are hopes and prayers, see if you can delineate between the two.  

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I don't wish Britney to die this year, but come on!!!!!! This girl is the worlds biggest train wreck and it's going to happen.  The only thing I don't know is if it will be by her hand or if her mother snaps and goes crazy.  

Rob's Top 5

5. Katie Couric will not finish the year as anchor of the CBS evening news     

4. The biggest movie of the year will not be Indiana Jones part 4, it will be “Hancock,” starring Will Smith

3. O.J. Simpson will not go to jail  

2. Arnie will still be fat  

1. Hillary Clinton will not be elected President of the United States

HONORABLE MENTION

Either Rob or Arnie will get a hole-in-one (I, of course, already have one)

Three of these people will die: Billy Graham, James Earl Jones, Britney Spears, Joe Paterno, David Hyde Pierce.

The 2008 Olympics in China will either be the victims of terrorist attacks or will just simply suck.

Neither the Boston Red Sox nor the Detroit Tigers will win the World Series

A blimp will crash into a major sporting event

Tiger Woods will win 3 majors

 

 

Arnie's Top 5

5. I will get a hole in one this year.  I GUARANTEE IT!

4. Indian Jones will be the biggest movie opening ever.  And the movie will suck

3. The Dallas Cowboys will win the Superbowl

2. Katie Couric comes out.

1. Britney Spears dies on a toilet.


HONORABLE MENTION

Donuts will make a huge comeback in '08

New Orleans will be devastated by a tornado and Harry Connick Jr. is killed

A white man will be elected President

The NHL will fold

Pakistan will not be a good place to live

Angelina Jolie will leave Brad Pitt because she says he's too much of a HOMO