Wednesday February 7th, 2007

 TOP 5 MOST LIKELY WAYS ARNIE'S CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WILL END

Overview: Brace yourself; it's true: Arnie has a girlfriend. No, really, this time…she's known him for a whole year and has actually stuck around as a girlfriend for almost 90 whole days, which is a record for Arnie. Alas, we all know he'll screw it up somehow, based on his history.

Criteria: History is the greatest predictor of the future and Arnie has a long history of mistakes and failures when it comes to relationships and an even longer history of never learning from his mistakes or choosing to grow as a human being. The goal here is to predict/guess which of Arnie's previous mistakes and/or never before tired antics he'll pull to send this girl running for the hills.

Rob's Notes: Watching our man-child attempt a big-boy relationship is a spectator sport all its own. Gambling on what he'll do to screw it up is the fun part.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, my girlfriend is hot and I'm for sure not going to do anything to end the relationship, and I really think that she wouldn't do any of these things, but this is just a quick heads up for her.