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Wednesday November 14th, 2007

TOP 5 DUMBEST AND WORST COLD WEATHER ACTIVITIES

Overview: As winter looms and temperatures drop, two things happen related to American activities; on one hand we begin embracing outdoor cold weather “Sports” like skiing and the like, and we also create and find activities that keep us inside away from the elements.

Criteria: Anything somewhat common to cold weather, done indoors or out, but not usually done in hot weather, that we find idiotic. In other words, it’s obviously stupid to play softball in the snow, but that’s not an activity caused by cold weather so that wouldn’t make the list. We’re looking for exclusively things done because it’s cold outside.

Rob's Notes: I have never understood wanting to be cold, wet and icy, but I also don’t understand brain-numbing activities like “Scrap-booking” to keep us out of the rain. I’d rather drown.

Arnie's Notes: Look here,  people do the dumbest crap in the world in the cold and snow.  WHY?????  Hello it is cold and SNOWY outside.  Isn't it better to be inside SAFE from the elements.  Have you never heard of frostbite????  People who take part in these stupid things deserve to loose fingers and toes!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5.  The polar Bear club. It Is idiotic to intentionally jump into freezing water. Heart attacks abound!    

4. Anyone over the age of 6 who is still fascinated by seeing their breath

3. People who try to save snow by bringing it home and putting it in the freezer.   

2. Snowboarding. Either pick skiing or skateboarding, don’t create hybrid activities. This is winter’s version of FROLF.   

1. Wearing scarves (especially on men). They do NOTHING to keep you warm, they are just draped over your coat, which is an idiotic lame fashion statement.

5. The Winter Olympics

4. Roasting Anything

3. Ice Sculpting

2. SKIING, SNOWBOARDING, SLEDING, OR ICE SKATING

1.
Snow Angels.

HONORABLE MENTION -
Caroling

 

ROB ARNIE & DAWN