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Wednesday October 11th, 2006

TOP 5 FOODS YOU CAN'T FIND MADE WORTH A CRAP ANYWHERE

Overview: It Seems like there are some foods people just don't know how to make. No matter how revered or how ghetto the restaurant, there are certain dishes that apparently can only be made in certain parts of the world or in homes across America.

Criteria: The food has to be a commonly known or prepared food. Obviously, no one knows how to make some made-up dish that only one family in America eats, so the foods must be weel-known. Specifically, we're talking about foods that seemingly can't be found prepared correctly anywhere in the western part of America.

Rob's Notes: I am a victim of my own brilliance. Being a great chef means that many foods are not the same eaten anywhere other than my home. However, I have really tried to focus on the worst of the worst here. I make the best steaks ever, anywhere, but I can find an acceptable steak at a handful of restaurants, so steak won't make my list. Lobster however…..

Arnie's Notes: Ok, so the bar-b-que out here just flat out sucks!!!!!!!!!The sauce is runny, and there's really no flavor in the meat, and that's what makes bar-b-que great. Baked beans equal beans that are BAKED!!!!!!!! Not boiled, baked you dumbasses. And if anyone writes to say thatot dog on a stick is good, you need to be kicked right in the junk!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5

5. Caesar Salad
4 Pizza
3. Turkey
2. Pot roast
1. Lobster

HONORABLE MENTION
Hamburgers

 

Arnie's Top 5

5. Biscuts and Gravy
4. Baked Beans
3. Corny Dogs
2. Bar b Q
1. Chicken Fried Steak

HONORABLE MENTION
Chili
Jelly Doughnuts

ROB ARNIE & DAWN