Wednesday October 17th, 2007
TOP 5 THINGS WE WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO DREW CAREY THAT DON'T INVOLVE DEATH
Overview: Ok, ok, ok so here’s the deal; Drew Carey sucks. He has heralded the Power of My butt as being agreat game show because it creates chatter when that is, in fact a lie. People hate the “power of 10” because it sucks and takes 45 minutes for fat-ass to ask 3 questions. Perhaps more egregious, however, is how badly Drew Carey has destroyed The Price is Right. What a fuckwad.
Criteria: As long as it doesn’t kill him, we can wish whatever we want on him.
Rob's Notes: I used to actually like (or at least tolerate) Drew Carey but he has so badly performed on such a grand stage that the only choice left is to hate him and wish horrible things upon him. I based my entire list on things that will, ultimately remove him from TV and the public eye altogether. I thought about things like Testicular cancer and Tax evasion, but he would just wind up teaming up with Lance Armstrong and/or Wesley Snipes and becoming an even more loved activist in those scenarios so I threw them out.
Arnie's Notes:
