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Wednesday May 9th, 2007

 

TOP 5 DUMBEST THINGS MOMS SAY, PART II 

Overview: In honor of Mother's Day this Sunday, it's time to honor Moms and all of the stupid, idiotic things they say.

Criteria: We're looking for clichés, wives tales, and just downright lies, all of which moms are pro at. Whether it's being ignorantly mis-informed about wet weather causing colds (which it doesn't) or knowing that your eyes won't stick if cross them, Mom's say a lot of dumb things and they're all on the table here.

Rob's Notes: No, I do not have "mommy issues." My mother and I are still very close, but she would be the first to admit that all moms say some dumb stuff. Sometimes they know it's dumb, sometimes they think they're being helpful or correct. Either way, if it's dumb, it's dumb.

Arnie's Notes: Well thank you mother!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I don't want you to catch me doing what you caught me doing!!!!!!!!! Hello, that's why I was doing it. As far as other things that Moms say, hello they are all screwed up on hormones anyways.

Rob's Top 5

5. Don't do drugs
4 If can't say something nice don't say anything at all (encourages lying)
3. (As an adult mom): Who with? None of your business, that's why I moved out!
2. Hotter than Dutch Love
1. Don't run with scissors


Arnie's Top 5

5. Always wear clean underwear incase your in an accident
4. If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
3. Starving kids ins China....blah, blah, blah.
2. Do you think money grows on trees?????
1. Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again

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ROB ARNIE & DAWN