Wednesday April 12th, 2006
"TOP 5 FAGGIEST BANDS"
Criteria: This list is exclusively for duos or more, no single artists and is based not on whether or not the members of the band are gay, but rather how gay/queer/feminine their music and overall "act" is or was. Oh yeah, and all of these bands suck, too.
Overview: Some bands start out cool and become faggy, like Goo Goo Dolls and Matchbox 20 and others are Faggy from the starting Gate, like Coldplay. These essentially are male bands that hate other men.
Rob's Notes: The bands that piss me off the most in this genre are those who are completely faggy but pretend or try not to be. Culture Club and Wham never tried to be tough or masculine, they basically said, "hey, we sound like girls and sing queer tunes, so like us!" Bands like Creed, Dave Mathews, Blues Traveler, have never had the courage to admit their music is for saps.
Arnie's Notes: Look here, these could be the gayest bands of all time. If your a dude and own a Dave Mathews band CD, that is an instant ticket to gaydom. Smashmouth, counting crows and the others are for soccer moms who tell their husbands they will never be touched again after their "rough" pregnancies.
