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Wednesday December 21st, 2005

"TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING WITH FAMILY ON HOLIDAYS"

Criteria: Families suck. No one will treat you worse, and no one knows how to hurt you more. The fact is that if you're one of the youngest, families always treat you like you're still a stupid 12 year old. If you happen to be older, then you know that family get togethers result in back-stabbing, bitching and judgementalism beyond belief.

Overview: Most people tolerate their families at holidays. Some actually enjoy MOST of their family, but have to endure that one special asshole who ruins everything. NO ONE enjoys having all of their family around. Problems always erupt. This list are our favorite, most common things that suck about being with the family on holidays.


Rob's Notes:
I have never believed that being related to someone in any way obligated me to them. I see very few of my family or my wife's family throughout the year, let alone at the holidays. Why? Because they aren't people I like to be around, so why would I torture myself, especially at the holidays?

Arnie's Notes: Look here, the holidays are here and these are the worst things that you can have with your family. Why do I give one shit that So and so had such a wonderful year, while their cousin was diagnosed with some sort of life threatening disease. Just shut up and open presents.
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Rob's Top 5

5. The food sucks and, being polite, you have to pretend that's not true.

4. Seeing family members you don't really like and faking that you do like them

3. Being asked all kinds of personally invasive questions that are no body's business

2. Hearing stories about people you either don't know or don't care about

1. Being judged by your ignorant family members who don't really know anything about your life (you really should be married by now…that career of yours will never pay off…shouldn't you be pregnant by your age…)

 

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Talking about dead relatives

Arnie's Top 5

5. Talking about dead family members

4. Bad Food.

3. Having to hear how great the last year was for people.

2. Bad Gifts

1. Fake comradery




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