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Wednesday July 30th, 2008

TOP 5 FAMOUS GUYS WITH FAT AND/OR UGLY WIVES

Overview: Last week, as stories about Matthew Broderick and John Edwards cheating on their wives surfaced, we discussed whether or not they can be blamed. We decided that they shouldn’t cheat on their wives, but we’re not sure if you can blame them. In Broderick’s case, he knew Sarah Jessica Parker was uglier than a horse when he married her, so maybe he can’t be forgiven. Either way, it got us going on all the famous dudes out there that marry and/or stay with actual sea cows.

Criteria: Really, only one of the people in the couple has to be famous. When in doubt, we could just say, for example “Mr. Kirstie Alley,” if there was one, which there isn’t, since she eats all men she dates.

Rob's Notes: I was driving around Saturday and on the radio came a song by Daughtry, which inspired this list. As soon as I heard him singing yet another of his sappy power ballads I thought “he can’t be singing this to his fat wife…”light bulb!

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I don't know about you but I have to ask the question to Bill Clinton.  What in the blue hell were you thinking by getting married to Hillary????????  Doesn't the name give it away that she's really ugly, I mean really how many hot Hillary's do you know.  And SWANK and one of them!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5. Barack Obama

4. Ashton Kutcher

3. Pete Wentz

2. Daughtry

1. Whoever marries Mily Cyrus

5. George H. Bush (The First One)

4. Arnold Shwarzennegger

3. Matthew Broderick


2. James Brolin


1. Bill Clinton


 

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