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Wednesday February 14th, 2007

TOP 5 WORST THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

Overview: In honor of Valentine's day we created a topic designed to help almost anyone who is still "out there" searching for their alleged soul mate.

Criteria: The word "do" here is used literally and figuratively. The worst things to do on a first date could include actual dumb activities (going miniature golfing, taking her to your mom's for dinner) and/or could include personal behaviors that are not smart to do (farting, burping, calling her a whore).

Rob's Notes: First dates are meant to make a great first impression but also provide you both with the opportunity to actually get to know each other with creating any level of "icky-ness."

Arnie's Notes: Sure protection is the right idea but you don't want to wrap that rascle too early. Chicks tend to get turned off when they see it on you already and you just met. As far as the others the pull my finger game is never cool no matter how cool the chick is.

 

Rob's Top 5

5. Show up wearing a mask

4 Sneeze or puke on her

3. Forget to take your wedding ring off

2. When speaking about your friends use the terms "butt hair" or "meat."

1. Wear a Hat, wife beater and/or sneakers

Arnie's Top 5

5. Introduce her to your parents

4. Stay away from the pull my finger game.

3. Tell her she's wrong about something even though she TOTALLY is.

2. Take her to an extremely nice place(because she will get used to it).

1. Wear a condom from beginning to end of date.

ROB ARNIE & DAWN