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Wednesday February 4th, 2008

TOP 5 FURRY CREATURES WE HATE THE MOST

Overview: This past Monday was the dumbest fake holiday ever invented, Groundhog Day. With less than a 40% accuracy rate, a bunch of idiots pay homage to a rodent waiting for the stupid furry bastard to see or not see his shadow. Groundhog day makes us hate furry creatures.

Criteria: Anything predominantly covered with fur essentially qualifies; they can be celebrity creatures like Punxatawney Phil, fictional creatures like Chewbacca, or just real animals that are furry and suck... like lemurs.

Rob's Notes:  I am generally an animal lover and can find a way to even adore a skunk... they're really cute, after all. But some varmints simply have no redeeming qualities and/or are plain mean... in other words, they're like a skinnier, furry version of Arnie.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I am not the worlds biggest fan of Barak Obama but I do believe that I HATE his dog more than I hate him, because the dog has to be hypoallergenic, and all this bullshit.  Hey, leader of the free world, get whatever the hell kind of dog you want, tell your family to deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5. Raccoons. Mean little bastards.

4. Grover from Sesame Street. He's a blue Elmo and/or a skinny cookie monster without the panache of craving cookies.

3. Woody Woodpecker. Trouble making little bastard.

2. Punksatawney Phil.

1. All men with ponytails. Damn hippies.

HONORABLE MENTIONS -
- Rats
- Bill O'Reilly

5.Squirrels

4. The Care Bears

3.
Chester Cheetah (Cheetos)

2. Anything endangered

1. Barack Obama's new dog

HONORABLE MENTIONS -

 

ROB ARNIE & DAWN