Wednesday October 26th, 2005

"Top 5 Worst Halloween Treats"

Criteria: This is not a specific list of personal awful treats we've received, because Rob would win hands down. Once, no kidding, a neighbor gave Rob a bologna sandwich wrapped in Saran for his treat. This list is designed to target the more widely received crappy stuff on Halloween night.

Overview: Halloween is a stupid holiday according to us (rob and Arnie) but for Christ's sake, that doesn't mean that we need to give kids educational, religious or healthful garbage. Give the tikes candy or turn out the lights.

Rob's Notes: Halloween is about candy. Not fruit, dental products or education. Give kids candy, period. Don't be an ass.



Arnie's Notes: Look here, pennies suck!!!!! I'm trying to help you people keep your houses in one piece. If a kid gets any of this stuff it pretty much gives him or her the right to break a window or a put a hole in your roof. Yes, even you dentists out there.