Wednesday September 12th 2007

TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT GOLFING WITH LISTENERS

Overview: Admit it; one of the things you love most about this show is its’ honesty. Sometimes the truth is offensive, and sometimes it hurts. When it comes to peoples’ jobs, there are always things that suck about the job no matter how great the job may be. Professional athletes may hate the travel, Movie stars may hate the paparazzi, in our case, Rob & Arnie hate interacting with crappy listeners on the golf course.

Criteria: Many listeners ask rob & arnie to play golf and we always refuse, mainly because we hate you, but also because we auction off the chance for charity purposes only. If we let every idiot golf with us anytime they wanted, we’d never raise any money for sick kids. This list is not about meeting listeners on golf courses or driving ranges, this list is about being stuck with listeners for 5 hours on a golf course.

Rob's Notes: Don’t get us wrong, we love our listeners. Saying hi to us at restaurants, concerts and grocery stores is great….even the idle friendly chat is fantastic. None of that is akin to the torture of being chained to a maggot for 5 hours when we are trying to golf. Listener golf is truly “A great walk spoiled.”

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I know that you have spend tons of money to play golf with us in the past and to that I say thanks, but no thanks to all the crap. that Rob and I have had to deal with also.  I am not a golf teacher so if you have never played before how bout you keep it that way.  And take a shower every now and then!!!!!!!!