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TOP 5 - ARCHIVES

Wednesday February 11th, 2008

TOP 5 THINGS WE HATE MOST ABOUT OUR WIVES

Overview: Happy Valentine’s day! In honor of the sweetheart’s holiday, it’s time to list our most recurring pet-peeves related to our wives.

Criteria: The old adage says “show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you a man tired of sleeping with her.” Point being, all women get old. Eventually, all relationships boil down to tolerating the things that drive one another nuts.

Rob's Notes: I love my wife more than anything and know that we will be together forever (unless she does something stupid like return Arnie’s calls). C’mon, no one is perfect and there are just times I want to ring her neck (lovingly of course)…

Arnie's Notes: Have you ever had one of those days were you just feel like you can't do ANYTHING right????? Welcome to my married life. No matter what it is sometimes I have made a mistake, and lucky for me my wife is there to let me know that I have done it wrong, and to tell me the right way to do it. So let me just say THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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5. She’s a penguin. We literally live in a home always at 59 degrees. Love those $1500.00 PG &E bills every summer.

4. She’s a bed hog. She finds a way every night to lie diagonally and practically push me off our bed.

3. Her sex drive. Christ on a crutch she can’t get enough of me. No really. I realize this a problem most men beg for, but I’m tired.

2. She never puts the cordless phones back on their bases. Nothing is more fun than chasing a ring.

1. She has the immune system of an 8 year old. Only children get sick more often than my wife.

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5. She's so Active

4. Makes me shower on the weekends

3. She HATES peanut butter

2. I have to close the door when I take a dump

1. I can NEVER do anything right.

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