Wednesday June 14th, 2006

"TOP 5 CELEBRITY FATHERS THAT WE SUSPECT MAY HAVE DONE ICKY THINGS TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Overview: There always seem to be one or two dads in the public limelight who make you turn your head sideways, close your eyes halfway and say, "does he seem weird to you?" Most recently, Katherine McPhee's father on American Idol reminded us that some famous dads are just weird.

Criteria: Any famous dad who rubs us the wrong way is eligible, since this is a silly list. Obviously we have no proof of any wrong-doing by any of these men, we're just saying we wouldn't be surprised if an indictment was unsealed tomorrow against any of these fellas.

Rob's Notes: The word I think of when I see guys like Jessica Simpson's father, Joe, is "creepy." His creepiness is based on not just how he acts, but what he says…the man once commented on how great his daughter's boobs were for goodness sakes! All of the men on my list have either said or done things that creep me out in relation to their children, or just look like they could. Fair, huh?

Arnie's Notes: Look here, anyone with the name of Oral has got to be a little on the weird side. Yes, I think icky things have been done by Mr. Roberts to his children. And as far as Desi Arnez goes, he has a weird name and is foreign, how many strikes do you really need against you. Michael Landon did all those good wholesome shows for a reason I think.