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Wednesday March 12th, 2008

TOP 5 MOST HATED THINGS IRISH

Overview: Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! By the way, Arnie is Irish so in today’s politically correct world, that gives us cover to do this list. We only wish Rob was half Jewish and half black.

Criteria: Any place, product, person, custom, and/or song related to and/or from and/or about Ireland or being Irish is fair game, as we honor Saint Patty’s day.

Rob's Notes: Let’s start with this apparently painful but completely true fact; Saint Patrick’s Day is NOT an American holiday, it’s just a reason to make an idiot out of yourself by drinking until you puke up green stuff. Anyone over the age of 30 who still does that should be deported to Ireland.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, there are good things about being Irish and then there are the five things that I have mentioned on my list.  As a proud Irishman these are a few of the things that make me sick to my drunken stomach.  Hey Bono you haven't mattered for the last 17 years, how bout you get blown up by a member of the IRA, oh wait.  You actually have to be in Ireland to do that, you scumbag.

 

Rob's Top 5

5. The “luck” of the Irish. If they were lucky, they’d be American

4. All people in Boston. Great city, terrible people, politicians, sports fans, everything.

3. Bono. Shove it.

2. All Irish Stout beers, including guiness. I don’t like beer I have to eat with a fork.

1. Saint Patrick’s Day. It’s fake, made up and stupid. Pinching people for the color they’re wearing is not cute, it’s assault.

HONORABLE MENTION
That ass who, On St Patty’s Day, will proclaim that Barack O’ Bama is the Irish candidate of change

Arnie's Top 5

5. The Letter O

4. Oh, Danny Boy the song

3. Leprechauns

2. Cabbage

1.
BONO

ROB ARNIE & DAWN