"Top 5 People We Most Want To Hit In The Throat With a Lead Pipe"
(For entertainment purposes only, of course)

Criteria: The list is a follow-up to our recent "celebrities we hate" list, since times change. More and more idiots are thrust upon us as news cycles are updated. We also added in the criteria, where possible that the people we chose were negatively effecting society.

Overview: The people on our lists have to be some form of celebrity. We can't name our neighbor, for example, it has to be someone everyone can relate to.

Rob's Notes: My list was inspired completely by people in the news or on my TV too much in the past 30 days. I am tired of being told that a bike rider is one of the greatest sportsmen of all time. I am tired of Chris Berman and his "backbackback" shit at theMLB all-star game. I am tired of being told Jack Black is funny. Michelle Wie and Danica Patric are sending bogus socialist messages to this society by trying to compete where they don't belong.

Arnie's Notes: I really really hate these people, more than any others, because they are killing society. Danika Patrick is making to where people think that she can "compete" with the men because she finished a race. Not true. The only way she could win is if every man crashed. Same goes for Michelle Wie, she can't take on men, just stick to the girls tour and make some money. Tom Cruise will get it because of his Scientology, while Spurlack is a liar, and should be hit.