Wednesday March 7th, 2007

TOP 5 THINGS WE'D WISH FOR IF WE FOUND A MAGIC LAMP

Overview: Yes, we are aware that most genies grant only 3 wishes, but we don't do "top 3" wishes. So sue us.

Criteria: As far as we know, Genies don't place limits on your wishes and if they do, that's stupid so we have created a "no rules" rule. Illegal, immoral and just plain stupid and/or selfish wishes are all allowed. For you "yucksters" out there we did agree that wishing for more wishes is just dumb.

Rob's Notes: : I feel no obligation towards anyone other than me so you'll see no wishes on my list like "world peace" or "an end to famine." I believe in self sufficiency, materialism, and humor. My wishes reflect such.

Arnie's Notes: Look here, I want to be the worlds greatest golfer because of the way people celebrate them. Having gianormous parades in their honors when they win all the majors, and I would get tons of money from the tournaments and endorsements and from the Cowboys so those are my wishes.