Wednesday July 26th, 2006
"TOP 5 TIMES SOCIETY SAYS IT'S OK FOR A MAN TO CRY… BUT IT ISN'T"
Overview: Rob and Arnie agree that the only times a man can cry is: When a parent, child or dog dies, when he retires from an athletic career, and during the movie "Field of Dreams." While Rob and Arnie have cried at many other times, they admit to being pussies for doing so. Think of it this way…if John Wayne wouldn't cry at it, then no other man should.
Criteria: The list must be comprised of moments that the majority of the culture has agreed that men can and/or should cry. The wussification of America has allowed for a myriad of these and coming up with 5 should be no problem.
Rob's Notes: This list is two-fold. It not only highlights all of the times men shouldn’t be crying, but it also points out that society has become a bunch of apologist pansies when it comes to men. When a man cries at his or someone else’s wedding we should call him names and embarrass him not say stupid things “aww, he’s just expressing himself.”
Arnie's Notes: Way to completely screw your kid up. The first time he or she ever sees you and you are crying???? That kid is thinking, "Wow... it's bright out here and that guy is a big PUSSY"!!!!!!!!! Crying at weddings reduces you to the bride meaning she now has complete power and something to hold over your head for the two and half years you stay together.
