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Wednesday August 13th, 2008

TOP 5 MOST MEANINGLESS RECORDS IN SPORTS

Overview: With the Summer Olympics underway in Beijing, everyone is talking about Michael Phelps’ quest to break the record of 7 gold medals won by Mark Spitz. Whoopty do.

Criteria: Any currently standing record in any form of sports that we deem to be overrated and/or worthless, either because the person who holds the record never accomplished anything of legitimate note or because the record is so silly it shouldn’t even be tracked.

Rob's Notes: I based most of my records on praise we pay to people who have never actually used their records to accomplish the one things that matters in sports: WINNING! Hello, Dan Marino and Barry Sanders…I am talking to you, you losers! Win a ring, then brag about your records.  

Arnie's Notes: Look here, CUP STACKING IS NOT A GODDAMN SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop trying to force it down our throats.  Cup stacking is stupid and only prepares kids to clean their places at dinner time.  The Olympics just SUCK!!!!!!!!!

Rob's Top 5 -

Arnie's Top 5 -

5. John Stockton's career assist and steals record. Way to take the ball away, give it to someone else and never win a championship.

4. Settle Mariner's single season win record...which they promptly used to lose in the first series of the playoffs.

3. All olympic records. Everyone one of them.

2. Every record held by Dan Marino. He never won.

1. Barry Bonds' Home run records...he cheated, period.

5. Career Time in Pentaly Box in the NHL.

4. Most times ejected from a Major League Baseball Game.

3.
ALL womens sports.

2. ALL Olympic Sports

1. ALL CUP STACKING RECORDS

ROB ARNIE & DAWN