Wednesday May 24th, 2006

"TOP 5 M.I.L.F.s"

Overview: We acknowledge that all pregnancies are nothing more than a nuclear bomb in the belly of the poor women who gave birth, thus forever ruining a woman who was obviously hot enough to hump in the first place. However, a select few broads are able to work their asses off and become what we call "in-clothes hot." We all know the stretch marks are there when the chick is naked, but these Moms are smokin' when dressed.

Criteria: The woman has to have actually given birth, not just be pregnant (eliminating women like Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie at the time of this writing), nor are adoptive mothers (like Nicole Kidman) allowed. Also, you must defend your choice based on the woman's appearance NOW. For example, you can't say, "Britney Spears when she gets back into shape."

Rob's Notes: I spent my 20's working my way through more than my share of single moms, and one great quality to them all is that they love to be porked. I chose my MILFS based on physical hotness and what I perceive to be as their kinky/horny attitude about sex.

Arnie's Notes: Well, this was a tough list to come up with. Sure all these chicks are hot, or should I say were hot until they shit kids out. But these are the best of the best, the chicks that I would still nail even though they have horrible stretch marks and those horrible looking pouches like kangaroos.