Wednesday October 31st, 2007
TOP 5 DUMBEST AND WORST THINGS PARENTS DO TO KEEP THEIR KIDS SAFE ON HALLOWEEN
Overview: The paranoia sweeping America is mind-numbing and is showcased like no other night than on Halloween. Whether it’s believing that a pedophile is around every corner, a drunk is going to run down your child, or razor blades are going to be found in every Snicker’s Bar, America’s parents are completely terrified of Halloween and are sucking the fun out of it by coddling and over-protecting their children.
Criteria: Anything somewhat common to adult Halloween safety that we find idiotic.
Rob's Notes: I hate the pussification of America in general, but for God’s sake, this is Halloween! Can’t kids have one freaking night of fun without having to wear helmets, chest protectors and face masks? Well, scratch that last one…most Halloween costumes include masks. You get the point…baDoop.
Arnie's Notes: Look here, back in the day Candy Corn ALWAYS came unwrapped. And what was the first thing that my dad would throw away??????? CANDY CORN!!!!!!!! Why, he could tell that it was only candy corn. I really think that parents don't throw these candies away but they keep them for when the kid goes to bed.
